Banana story

Banana is a fruit I’ve never tasted in my entire life till this very moment. Gee whiz.. I mean b-a-n-a-n-a and not some phallic symbol or something else. *blush*
What makes me despise bananas?

I don’t eat banana regardless whether its huge or puny, long or short, firm or mushy. But the fact is, it is good for health. Rich source of potassium. It works well for constipation too. Despite that, the white supremacists viewed bananas as "monkey food". Anyways, I have no idea why bananas sound ewww.. to me at first sight.

I remember vaguely a banana that first came to my life at the age of 9. This incident happened during my English language tuition. As usual, during the 10 minutes break, my tutor would offer us some snacks. To my horror, it’s a 3-inches long ripen banana! Omg!! I’ve almost freaked out. Pretty short. Hee.. But that’s out of the point here.

Thus, I politely said, "No, thanks." to my tutor. Unfortunately, he insisted in giving me that short yellowish skin thingy with white seedless flesh. Ugh! As an obvious well-mannered girl, I’ve accepted his offer and started to de-skin the fruit. When am done with the skin, reluctantly I choked it down into my throat in a count to 3.
Ewww…
I’m sorry but I can’t help it but to puke the whole puny slimy banana out of my decent mouth. Yuck!!!
Gross.
Period.

Can someone teach me how to eat a banana??

*blush*
rofl.