My wisdom tooth

Pain.

Pain in me.

Extraction of wisdom tooth can be very painful as well as dangerous as the tooth is very near the nerves. I've heard of people became blind and worse still die after extracting their wisdom tooth. [Am not sure about that fact tho.] There's always a risk involved in extracting tooth and thats the reason why the dentist asked me to sign a document before he extracts my tooth. The main concern is the fact that the patient might feel oral numbness after the extraction, temporarily or permanently. But the risk is very low.

The procedure goes like this...

1. Lie down and open your mouth.
2. Dentist checks.
3. Dentist tell you your tooth problems and explain the risks involved.
4. You read and sign the document.
5. Now open your mouth wide.
6. Dentist insert a piece of plastic in your mouth.
7. You bite hard. Real hard.
8. That's x-ray.
9. Now relax while the x-ray is under process.
10. See your x-ray results. [mine is slightly impacted]
11. Open your mouth again. Wide.
12. Its time to suffer. [Not really for me. The dentist is cute. Kekeke.]
13. Injection. 3 or 4 times or maybe more. [I'm too darn scared to count]
14. Anesthesia application. [To block the perception of pain and other sensations.][My only sensation is fear. Excitement only occurs during orgasm.]
15. First, natural way of extraction.
16. Dentist move your tooth. From left to right. Right to left. [to loosen it]
17. If your stubborn tooth don't wanna come out then unlucky you. [yes, unlucky me too]
18. Need surgery. [Just the word 'surgery' already gives me a panic attack.]
19. Dentist use a drill or watever its called to cut around the tooth. [Me not sure about this 'cos the noise from the drill scares me too much. I can't focus.]
20. Finally, dentist pulls the tooth out. [Ouch!]
21. Blood ooze out. [Ewww...]
22. Bite hard at the gauze pad. Real hard. [To stop the bleeding.]
23. Say bye bye to dentist.
24. Retrive my bloody wisdom tooth.
25. Take medicine.
26. Foot the bill. [A freaking 300 bucks per tooth. Sgd.]

That's the x-ray of an impacted wisdom tooth.
The wisdom tooth is the first tooth from the right.

Simple math:

300 bucks x 4 wisdom tooth = 1200 bucks [Gosh! I'm not born with a silver spoon up my butt.]

30 I.Q. points x 4 wisdom tooth = 120 I.Q. points [I'm gonna be retarded soon]

Now I'm going to hide in the corner of my room for a few days.

*pout*