Cab Airport AK6532 Climax? Crash?

Woke up darn early today to catch a plane flying to the Penang Island.
The trip was terrible.
I nearly couldn't make it on time.
To play safe, I took a cab to the airport.




Right after I stepped out from the Johor checkpoint, its like stepping into a market. Dry market.
All the cabbies are practically swarming over me.
"Come come, taxi to the airport","Come to me, babe"
Taxi, please. And stop looking at my belly. I know my super low waist jeans are barely hanging round my hips and its gonna drop off any moment. I think I've grown thinner.

And the uncle is trying to cut my throat by stating RM35.
As far as I'm concerned, it is only RM30.
One thing I despise about taxis in Malaysia is the fact that they are like buying and selling fishes in the market. Its done through negotiation. Well, at least they have weighing devices in the market.
So where do those fuckers hide their blardy meters?
One word. Cut throat. Period.
Actually there are more than one word.
Suck blood. Suck me dry. Bleh.

Count dracula gonna suck blood

So I told him I only have RM30.
Actually I only have RM29 in my wallet.
I'm running out of time.
So I took the cab.
I chose a chinese driver.
I don't like to take a cab when I'm alone.
More to safety reasons. Not about the dollars.

So I reached the airport in time. Phew.
But I only have RM29 with me!
So I asked the cabby,
"Do you accept VISA? Or maybe MasterCard? *act cute face* How about NETS?"
"Do you mind swiping my shiny card in between your buttcheeks?"
I'm just kidding.
Anyways, I gave him RM29 and SGD1 as a tip.
Tee hee.

In the plane...
There's this malay song playing in the air.
And its loud.
At least from the place I'm sitting.
Frankly, thats noise pollution to my ears.
Why can't they put on some typical classic everyone-will-like-it English songs?
It'll definitely sound better in the ears of the expatriates. Or in other words, more international standards. Or better still, don't play anything at all. [Because I've got my mp3 player to help me kill the time.]
Imagine playing a 'tuk tuk chiang' music to a smooth jazz or a sentimental song listener.

[Switch topic]

Myth.

The “Mile High Club” is so enticing because the sexual climax is 10 times more intense on an airplane due to the altitude and the cabin pressure.

Reality check.

False. It’s just the excitement of doing it in a bizarre place and maybe getting caught.

I happened to read that somewhere.
I don't know how they do it. I mean the humps. The lavatory is so tiny. How? How?

I always feel scared whenever I'm in the plane. Especially when the tube is humping the clouds.
Despite the fact that the risk of the plane crashing is 1 in 10 millions.
Simply put, you would need to fly 24 hours a day for over 400 years before you would be involved in a fatal crash!

Your chances of being killed in a motorcar accident is 1 in 5,000.
If you decide to travel by train, your odds of dying due to train crash is around 1 in 400,000.

The stats showed that travelling by automobile is 21 times more dangerous than air travel!

By the way, anyone's window got stained?

If your OS is an unauthorised copy, a pop-up dialogue box will appear on the Windows login screen, informing the user that his copy of the OS is counterfeit and that he should get a genuine copy.

Stained Windows! Microsoft to mark illegal copies

At last, there'll be functions such as tabbed browsing at Microsoft's new version of IE. There are still quite a lot of IE users despite the amid growing competition from Firefox and others. Some claimed that IE sucks. I don't know. I use both. Some also consider other browsers to be more secure as IE is a popular target for attacks with its market dominance.

[p/s: Happy birthday, lilian!]