Saturday, May 27, 2006

Cam W H O R E failure

Wikipedia says...
Camwhore is a term for people who expose themselves on the Internet with webcam software in exchange for goods, usually via enticing viewers to purchase items on their Amazon.com wishlists or with Paypal transfers.

cam = camera
whore = prostitutes

All the while I've been wondering why do girls like to camwhore.
Look at all the camwhorers flooded in friendster posting up new pics every freakin' seconds.

They wink. They pout. They lick. They flash. They bare.
And the most typical one: Sticking out their tongues.
Like this...


[Source: Flickr]


Hey, do you know that a giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue? A freakin' 21-inch!

So I decided to give it a try.



Duh...Camwhore failure.

Wasted my 30 minutes doing such nonsense.

Ish I've only got 71 profile views in friendster for this month.
Damn. Lose to those beeyatches.

I can't bear the thought of me pouting my lips or sticking out my tougue, acting cute.
O my gawd.

But I guess guys love to feast their eyes on that?

O well, methinks me really no-no potential in cam whoring. activities.

Angelina Jolie obviously has. But I believe she's more interested in adopting kids in Cambodia and Ethopia (e.g. Maddox & Zahara) then to waste time shooting pics of herself in front of her digital camera.

Define beauty.

Lovely face, big eyes, sexy legs, big boobs and tight butts?

I'm not sure.
I guess beauty really lies in the eyes of the beholder.
Otherwise, those fugly missy and mister out there would be left alone like unwanted stray dogs and cats.
How else can a person be attracted with the fugly look if not due to the inner beauty that one possess?

Gorgeous babes are irresistible.

But I'm still quite amazed with the fact that some slightly-better-than-average-hideous-err...Jabba? engaging in self indulgence.
Or self absorption, you may called.

[p/s: Its a bit duh that NTU blocked some access to some pages containing words like w.h.o.r.e.]