Boyfriend to be

Woo hooo
J achieved the first class honors for his degree in accountancy at NTU.
I didn’t know that duh duh dear of mine is such a smarty.
*hugs*

What type of guys aroused interest me?
Those with a package of 8-inch meat.
I like guys who have features and physiques like Chad Michael Murray.



Lean and tall with the looks that can make girls melt.
But then I realized the fact that it’s pretty impossible for me to find one like that.
Ish…So forget about the teenage girl fantasies.
Looks can be deceiving afterall. I'm alright with it so long as he's lookable.
Shorties ain’t my cuppa java. Unless he’s superbly cute.

The reality is, I like people who like me. Some, to be precise. Not all.
That’s the theory of reciprocity.
Generally speaking, most people tend to be attracted to those who like them.
It’s something like smile and the world smiles with you.

I’ve got no potential in wooing guys so I’ll have to settle with a choice from the list like doing MCQ questions in exams. Choose either A, B, C or D.
Can I choose A and B? I think both are correct. =P

Frankly, I don’t really think about the love stuff that much.
I follow my heart. That doesn’t require cracking of brains.
Some people will think days and nights and weeks and cuckoos after being approached positively by the other half or the so called girl-boy-proposal.
I’ve forgotten how many asked me that.
I’ve forgotten how many flings as well.
I think I’ve got amnesia.

I like guys who read. Not text books. But fictions or non fictions or classics.
Someone who likes jazz as well. Preferably good in instrument like guitar or piano.

Besides, he must be book smart or street smart or both.
I noticed that I’ve turned impatient lately when facing with duh duh people.
Some people are just too slow in understanding things.
Imagine that my boyfriend is a duh duh boy.
I’ll bang my head against the wall and puke blood everyday.

And of course the material girl here needs a richie rich.

Here is some other points plucked out from hedonistic’s 8 things I want in a lover of which I absolutely agree with her.

• Can do housework.
• Can cook. Cook for me. Preferably Italian. And sushi too.
• Will pamper me. Lots of backrubs. Massages. Bring me to exotic places. Make me laugh. Provide me with all-expenses paid shopping sprees!!!
  

The above is actually a rough list of characteristics I'd prefer in a guy.

Then again, I like does not necessarily mean I want.

Some things can be arranged.

Negotiable.