Hong Kong Disneyland

Here we are at the Magical World of Disney.

Pissy weather. Sahara hot.
For those who are going to Disneyland during summer time, remember to bring an umbrella, wear shades and slap yourself with spf 100 sunblock. And also bring a portable cooler. O yeah. Wear as little as possible. My ignorance in wearing a yellow Ralph Lauren long sleeve knitty cloth on that day. Sigh. I looked like a fried chick.

Where's my umbrella? Blast. Left it in my room in kiasuland.
So we bought a Mickey Mouse umbrella for a freaking HKD 85.

It is so hot outside that we need to hang around in the souvenir shop every now and then to cool down a bit.
Too free. So we tried to put on hats.

Alien hat.

7 eyes all together.

Mousies.
J bought one for me.
Hee.

Cutey Tigger.
Silly boy.

Why is he hugging that oo glie donkey?

Chip & Dale!
Me & J.

It requires lots of patience and waiting time in order to take photos with the big shots like Mickey and gang.
So I decided not to suffer under the sun risking myself to skin cancer just for a mere photograph.

Here's TomorrowLand.
Supposingly filled with more exciting rides.

Guess what.
Its dumbo rides.
Dang.
*faint*

That's Space Mountain.
Stated as one of the scariest and exciting ride in here.
Guess what?
A whiff of fart.
It is nothing but a ride underneath the artificial stars.
Rides at Genting gives more excitement than this.
Trust me.
But then I ride this thingy twice because it blows cool wind onto my face.
Thats indeed a luxury in the hot pissy weather.

Besides the food and weather, another pissy element here is the PRCs.
Come on. They are cutting queue like nobody's business.
One minute the kid squeeze through my armpit, and next the mother bump my hand off.
Little idiot. Idiot.
Idiots.
Bleh.
I might be sterotyping but that's really a put off.
Or maybe cutting queue is their inborn habit?
Just like the habit of never wash hand after poo and pee.
9.5 out of 10 prc girls don't wash their hands after toilet.
Thats my observation.
My ex roomie observed that as well.
My ex ex roomie too.

By the way, I'm not a racist.
Just stating my observation.

Here's AdventureLand.
Tarzan is in here.

Gonna take a raft across the river to visit Tarzan.

A bit short.
Sigh.

To wrap it up, I think that Disneyland is NOT that nice an experience.
It is seriuosly too small to be a Disneyland.
It is expanding tho'.
The heat, the queue cutters, the long waiting time and the unexciting rides out of the few rides available, all unanimously kill the magical feeling of Disney.