Where is my J

Don't read this.

Just to tell you that...

I heart you.

Sometimes I think I'm a pretty useless GF.
On the contrary, J is the super duper triple quadruple optimal BF on earth.
At least to me.

He needs to remind me every 2 hours to say the 3 words that start with an I and ends with U.
It is a necessity to see me every hour.
He must sms me every 15 minutes.
And smooching me is his favorite hobby.
Otherwise he gets agitated.

And me...

Useless.