300, Push & Poke

Last week, J wanted to catch a movie.
If I said No, he will show his sulky pity face to me.
And continue to pester me for days and nights.
Bleh.
So we went to Cineleisure.

And he chose the movie called 300.

Being a history retard, I know nothing about the Battle of Thermopylae.

But overall, it is watchable.
And I love the gore.
I actually enjoyed the sound of push and poke.

Gosh. I just knew I am a sadist.

Sadism + Masochism = Sadomasochism

I hope I don't fit into that equation.

*Spank*

The art I saw is Leonidas and his boys painted with blood.
Very pretty.

And now I sound like a psycho Sarah.

J loves the movie because boobies are everywhere.

Here are some of the things I gathered from the visual as a history retard.

The Spartans have a pretty good war strategy.
Their mechanism is...
Push. Poke.
Push. Poke.
Push forward the shield and poke the Persians.

Xerxes looks like a transexual at first glance.
Ghey on the second.

The attire of Arcadians is to sadomasochist.
Persians is to freaks.
Spartans is to, uh, porno?