Why You Never Attract Pretty Things?

Tiny Loon was commenting on my previous post.
He used this girl as an example.
Let's call her X.

His comments on X.

1. Short hair
2. Loud
3. Fugly
4. Short legs
5. Big face

He is the most evil friend I have.
Bleh.

Have you ever thought of what's wrong with you and why you never seem to attract a single guy/girl?
And why you never have a boyfriend/girlfriend before?

Here's Malaysia and Singapore. So no sex issue.
We don't feel shy just because our hymens are still intact.
Hymen is the name of the greek God of Marriage.
As for the guys, be patient. Don't simply poke.

Back to the questions above.

Actually there's nothing wrong with that.

It's just that someone out there haven't notice and appreciate you.
It's just a matter of time.

It's not the iron rule that hot guys must only end up with kawaii chicks.
If you are hideous but have a good heart, you might end up with a cute guy as well.
That's when you are in luck.
Caught a big fish.

Sometimes, people tend to gossip.
Oh fuck. This is unfair.
Why that crabby nauseating girl ended up hooking that hot guy?
Shits happened.

God knows you are desperate.
But don't feel bad.
Having a boyfriend/girlfriend is not the bestest thing on earth.
What's the bestest thing on earth anyways? Orgasm?
I had a tiny orgasm in my dream last night.
Okay. Back to the topic.

Never pursue the guy/girl.
Let him/her come after you.

If everyone has this way of thinking, then who's going to be the first mover?

Everyone will just sit back and wait for the fishes to eat their baits.

I never ask.
Maybe I just don't have the courage.
There's no one for me to ask in the first place.

I'm more like an underwriter.
Approve or reject application.
So the matter of love has never been a problem to me.

I might be ugly.
J Lo is to 10. Me is to 1.
But luckily I'm taken, shaken and not stirred.

How many heads you manage to turn everytime you walk by?
Do a lot of people stare at you?

Sad to say, I don't have the assets to make heads turned.
Sometimes, a head happened to turn and I thought there is shit on my face.

Not a lot of people stare at me either.
Today, a girl stared at me. I know who's she. She knows who am I. But we are not friends.
I almost thought I have a third eye on my forehead.

And maybe perverts.
They stare at every girl anyways.
If perverts don't even want to glance at you, don't fret, because you are safe.