Standing Erect
J asked me to study hard and don't be a lazy bum so that I would be able to get First Class Honours.
Of which I replied, "First Class Honours just makes you a nerd".
And he said I'm a sour grape.
Fine.
I don't need that. And I'm serious.
Do you remember the time when you get straight As for SPM?
Some even got into the newspapers. Big deal! Hoho.
It was such a biggie that time. Better than having a multiple orgasm in a night.
But who gives a fuck about your SPM now?
Who on earth would give a rat's ass about the flying colors of your UPSR now?
Once, I was a sloth. But I still study like shit at the very last minute.
And that had earned me a trip to the stage every year.
Also earned a few bucks from there.
I don't remember exactly but the prizes should be as follows:
1st position: RM 25
2nd position: RM 20
3rd position: RM 15
Consolation: RM 10 for the top scorer per subject.
Once, I got over 80 bucks. You do the math. But only once laaa.
That was for my mom and dad. Something for them to be proud of their daughter.
I turned into a bigger sloth year after year.
So the monies went down exponentially and stabilized at 40.
I used to be proud of myself back then.
The joy of looking at the rest sink underneath while I was still erect.
Defying gravity.
But I was wrong.
I was so wrong.
Now, I see no joy even if First Class Honours were to fall down from the sky.
Of which I replied, "First Class Honours just makes you a nerd".
And he said I'm a sour grape.
Fine.
I don't need that. And I'm serious.
Do you remember the time when you get straight As for SPM?
Some even got into the newspapers. Big deal! Hoho.
It was such a biggie that time. Better than having a multiple orgasm in a night.
But who gives a fuck about your SPM now?
Who on earth would give a rat's ass about the flying colors of your UPSR now?
Once, I was a sloth. But I still study like shit at the very last minute.
And that had earned me a trip to the stage every year.
Also earned a few bucks from there.
I don't remember exactly but the prizes should be as follows:
1st position: RM 25
2nd position: RM 20
3rd position: RM 15
Consolation: RM 10 for the top scorer per subject.
Once, I got over 80 bucks. You do the math. But only once laaa.
That was for my mom and dad. Something for them to be proud of their daughter.
I turned into a bigger sloth year after year.
So the monies went down exponentially and stabilized at 40.
I used to be proud of myself back then.
The joy of looking at the rest sink underneath while I was still erect.
Defying gravity.
But I was wrong.
I was so wrong.
Now, I see no joy even if First Class Honours were to fall down from the sky.
posted by sarah y at 12:50 PM
12 Comments:
congrats! i didn't make it... no first class for me (i expected it though)
:D
Thanks. =D
A second upper is already good to me.
so you are a nerd?
keke congrats!!!
thats what i say all along.. my dear is a nerd. kekeke.
I don't need it.
It just fell on me.
Sigh.
Congrats. :)
Thanks, Andi.
*shy*
What's wrong with being first class?
There's nothing wrong with that.
Just that, I see SOME PEOPLE are so goddamn proud of being at first class honours.
Of which I think there's nothing to shout about.
So this post is to let SOME PEOPLE see things in a different way.
Which is, first class honours just makes you a nerd.
Note those in caps.
This is for SOME PEOPLE.
ohhhh :) SOME only laaaa
Yea. SOME.
Definitely not you laaa.
You are better in OTHER things than being first class hons.
=P
Ooops... :)
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