Where is Super Mario?

I keep pestering J that his games are boring.
He played RPG games like Oblivion and Two Worlds.

But I want to play games like uh, Super Mario.
Walk walk, jump jump, hit hit and eat stuff.

Okay. Nobody is playing these type of games anymore.
Fine.

J found Shrek 3 for me.
Super kiddish kind of game.
Too easy to my liking.

Nintendo still rocks. Super Mario is great!
I grew up with that.

Once upon a time, Little Sarah asked her daddy for a TV game console.
One sunny afternoon, a black game console dropped down from the sky.
Lucky her.

So she started to play Super Mario Bros and straight away fall in love with it.
She would play with it day and night.
Playing happily ever after with the console, cartridge, gamepad and the TV.

One fine day, Nintendo came into her life.
A Game Boy suddenly dropped down on her roof.

Life is different now.
It is time to say goodbye to the black one.

Super Mario appeared in her life again.
But this time on a handheld console.
She thought she is going to live happily ever after with Game Boy.

But after a couple of years, Windows 95 came into her life.

Argh.

There are so many interruptions in life.